Ahoy! Avast! and such.

The first time I did this quiz the result was dumb. So I tried again. Now the result is less dumb.

My pirate name is:

Dirty Jack Read

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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I suppose you could argue that all internet quizzes are dumb. But what do you expect? Its teh intarwebs. Dumb is what we do.