Friday, April 04, 2008

Check Out My Quizzitude!

Your Thinking is Abstract and Random

You are flexible, adaptable, and creative.

There's many ways that you can learn - and you're up for any of them.

You relate well to other people, and you do well working in groups.

You can help people communicate together and work with each other's strengths.

You don't work well with people who are competitive or adversarial.

You prefer to work toward a common goal... not toward conflicting goals.

You Are 82% Misanthropic

You are misanthropic to the point of being scary. In your view, people are a disease.

You may want to lighten up a little - before you become a super villain!

Your Rockstar Name Is...

Wolfgang Destruction

You Are 32% Intuitive

You're definitely an intuitive person, but you never go on your gut alone.

You tend to be more analytical than intuitive - possibly because your intuition has failed you in the past.

When you don't have enough facts to make a decision, you don't mind listening to your gut to figure out what to do.

There's a 67% Chance That You Need Therapy

You almost certainly need therapy. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Lately life has not been easy for you. Why not let a therapist help you sort things out?

Your Goth Name is:

Dark Wolfe

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct!

Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility

You are stealth, complex, and creative.

You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way.

A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood.

You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack!

Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get

You're a Little Stupid

You got 9/10 questions right!

Or at least careless. Better go back and recheck your answers!

You Are 40% Sociopath

From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.

It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

Your Greed Quotient: 16%

You're anything but greedy. You're eager to share and give to others.

For you, collecting material possessions is more trouble than it's worth!

You are Agnostic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.

For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.

You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.

And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

Your EQ is 87

You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.

You're quite moody, and sometimes you find yourself feeling upset without knowing what really caused it.

Your emotions can overtake you at times, and you do tend to become preoccupied with your negative thoughts.

Remember that your emotions don't have to rule your life, and take it easy when you deal with other people.

The world is a difficult enough place - no need to make life any harder for yourself!


Mike said...

Well hello there Captain Quizoid. Many of these results are quite alarming.

Jess said...

My Rockstar Name is



Kristin Dodge said...

Are you putting off grading papers?

Agnostic? No way. *rolls eyes*

Jason said...

Mike - I've been trying to tell you guys for 25 years. I'm dangerous.

Jess - I would expect no less. Rarr.

Dodge - I wasn't putting off grading papers. I was putting off my strategy for putting off grading papers. It didn't work. I graded the papers.