The final tally for the poll has been laboriously counted. Here are the results:
Stoned 2 votes
Scary 1 vote
Studly 1 vote
Stoned and Scary 9 votes
Like a Ballerina 5 votes
The poll was supposed to have several more options, like "Stoned and Scary Ballerina" and such, but Blogger apparently only wants five choices.
Since it's been made clear that my picture has disturbed people--through this poll, phone calls, comments on Jess's blog, and international boycotts--I'm changing the picture. I hope this one is better.