One of Those Weird Thoughts That Enter My Head

Here's the funky thought that went through my head today, prompted by nothing that I can recall:

I'm a manly man from planet Mars. My body is incapable of producing tears, so I have to go to the shop twice a week to have my eyeballs oiled.

And here's the picture I found to illustrate this thought.

Me? I blame too much Monty Python in my adolescence.