Just in case you're not up on your pop-punk history, that's Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on the left and Kurt "Feed Me Some of That Buckshot" Cobain of Nirvana on the right.
Okay, so there's something wrong with me. Obviously, that union could not have produced a child. Nor would we have wanted it to.
But, really--look at him. Then look at them.