*Happy Pagan Holiday Co-opted by the Christians to Trick Pagans into Worshipping Jahweh 2.0
Sorry. These holidays do it to me every time.
If you're offended by sacrilege or don't like the sight of cinematic blood'n'guts, don't look at this picture. Otherwise, enjoy yourself. It's teh funnay.
Have fun with the chocolate and the eggs and the rabbits. And thank the pagans for them.